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Yesterday, Batman: Arkham City hit the store shelves and with it came the chill down my spine warning me that the Video Game Holiday Blitz of 2012 had begun!
Most of you probably know what I’m talking about. Every year a slew of big BIG titles release each week as we near the madness of the holiday shopping season. A lot of the gaming companies plan their entire year around the release they throw on the shelf between now and mid-December, and it’s hard to blame them. This is the biggest shopping time of the year, and it’s also very near the end of their fiscal year. Plus, it’s just in time to get the most possible attention for one of the 500 coveted “Game of the Year” titles… so they can repackage and re-release the game later next summer.
So, with all that in mind, let’s look at the list of future smash hits sure to tempt you this winter.
We’ll start with Batman, since it came out yesterday. Yes, Forza was a week ago but let’s be honest: we’re only interested in the mega-hits. So Batman it is. The original was one of the Games of the Year and still costs more now, used, than most games that came out in March this year. Everyone expects the sequel to be bigger, better, and more Batman-y. I expect it to be mostly the same game but now with Catwoman providing unwanted sass and absurd amounts of cleavage. I’m sure the game will be greatish, especially if you like comics, bats, punching people, or Catwoman… and for everyone else it’ll be a good waste of 18-22 hours, cause these games short. In the end, I think it’s just going to be an action-packed game with a story that makes me cringe.
Batman is my nominee for “Most Like God of War 2″ Game of the Year.
October 25th will bring us Battlefield 3. This game is going to be Call of Duty, but now with tanks, larger maps, and something nerds like to call “realism.” The real question is can it BEAT Call of Duty? Modern Warfare 3 is slated for November 8th, and it hosts a long track record of max holiday sales since, well, forever. My guess is a split vote. Console gamers will blitz the trigger happy Call of Duty and PC Games will fall in line for Battlefield 3.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is my nominee for “Would You Like to Pre-Order Next Year’s Call of Duty Now?” Game of the Year.
Battlefield 3 will get the “I Spent 1200 Bucks To Upgrade My Computer For This?” Award.
In between those two games is a little gem I like to call Uncharted 3. Wait a moment, I just got that shiver of excitement. Okay, it passed. The first game was really good. The second was even better. Any concerns about the third were washed away when I saw the gameplay demo of Drake escaping a sinking ship. I have nothing bad to say about this game. Nothing.
So, for that reason, Uncharted 3 wins my “Why Isn’t This A Bad Movie Yet” Game of the Year Award.
So that drops us into the middle of November. Only a couple of big hits left, and one of them is on a date we’ve had drilled into our head since last year. 11-11-11. Of course I’m referring to Skyrim. The newest Elder Scrolls game, this one is based on Norse mythology and topography, adds a ton of new gameplay features, tweaks the style to be a little more engaging, and gives us massive dragons with involved AI. My biggest complaint with the Elder Scrolls games has always been how long and arduous they are. Tedious is also a good word. Everything I’ve read about Skyrim promises that Bethesda has gone out of their way to change this. Faster, more eventful, and aimed to really draw the player in and keep them moving. If that’s all true I am gonna spend a LOT of time on this game.
…after it’s repackaged with all the expansions in two years.
Yep, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim wins my “I’ll Buy the Game of the Year Version” Game of the Year. Again.
That covers MOST of the big games this holiday season, but there’s a few candidates left I feel obligated to mention. So here’s a quick list for you:
- Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (11-20) – “No One Plays Wii” GotY
- Assassin’s Creed Revelations (11-15) – “Can These Games Get Any Shorter” GotY
- WWE ’12 (11-22) – “Still Enjoying 11, Thanks” GotY
Whatever the newest Need for Speed is called, Saint’s Row 3, and the remakes of the first Halo also come out on November 15th but I’m not even going to waste a nomination on them. Even they know they’re not good enough.
...okay... I guess ONE person still plays Wii
Here’s the odd thing: where did December go? There is only ONE game worth noting that comes out in December. It’s like everyone surrendered the month to JC Penny and TJ Maxx. Really disappointing? I noticed a lot more games got pushed back to late February and early March. That is the fiscal end of the year, but those months don’t hold the same shopping power of November and December.
Now, honestly, I’m not worried about games like Mass Effect 3, Final Fantasy Roman Numerals-2, and Ghost Recon making money. They’ll probably be fine. What intrigues me about the scheduling is that it suggests some games are either really far behind schedule, or a few games have decided they’re not going to fight over the holiday blitz. Interesting question but one I honestly can’t answer now.
So, there you go: a whole slew of games for you to pick from this winter. My favorite right now is Uncharted 3. What about you guys?
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I was pretty harsh on gaming and E3 in my first post, and I didn’t hold back any punches, but I do it with love. Love for you guys not gaming. At this point, I couldn’t care about the gaming industry. They’ve done nothing for me lately.
Anyway, let’s start where everything ended last: the big press conferences. The only conference left was Nintendo. It’s the 25th Anniversary of Zelda, so they started off with that. There’s a new Wii game coming out – but I’m almost willing to guarantee it won’t make it out this year. Still, if you wanted a re-release of any other old Zelda games it’ll be a good year for you.
The other big part of Nintendo was the new system. It’s a HD system with a controller that has a large monitor slash touchpad built into the controller. You can play your games on a big screen or on the controller. It is NOT a tablet. All the stuff that you can do in the controller’s monitor is powered by the system. You can’t pick up the controller, fly to Europe and then play your game on the controller screen. Not possible. It’s a monitor. Just to clarify, because it’s really REALLY apparent people at the press conference (aka G4) didn’t get that.
I don’t know much about the WiiWuu, but here’s what I think. It’s another casual system with the power to be a hardcore system. It’s gimmicky just like everything else Nintendo has made. I will not buy one, just as I did not buy a Wii. If you love Nintendo first party games (Mario, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Zelda, etc) then you have to buy it. I don’t know when it comes out, how much it’ll cost, or very many specs. I just know I don’t want it.
That’s a running theme at E3 this year. I don’t want it.
I’ll be honest: I went in only wanting a few games. That is normal. Typically I find five to ten more games at E3 that I get interested in and eventually want by the end of the year. This year, I actually LOST interest in games. The whole week was like a sponge that had a little water in it. I wanted it to soak up more water and fill up and get fat like it normally does. Instead, gaming took my sponge and wrung it out dry. At the end of this week I feel hollow.
I have lost a hobby.
So, lets start with what I was interested in.
Star Wars: The Old Republic. It looks great, it sounds great, and it always does. It’s never going to come out. Ever. Every year they have a trailer and a new area to demo. Every year I hope more and more for a release date and they vehemently refuse to tell me as little as what year it’ll release. Or expect to release. My only reasonable option is to think it’ll never release. So I’ve given in to my fear and the darkside and I’ve decided that this game will never release.
Mass Effect 3. I didn’t get a 360 until ME2 was already out, so I played the two back to back. Waiting for three has been tough (not as tough as SWTOR) but I managed because I believed in my core that it would be great. Then the demo showed Shepard behind a gatling gun on a rail style mini-game. Then I heard a producer say something that made me think all the amazing decisions you made in the first two games will amount to little more then a few cut scenes at the start of the game. Suddenly, all my faith in this game is gone. It just doesn’t matter now. Sure, I’m going to play it… but, honestly? What’s the point. I guess just to finish off the story. I don’t know now.
Uncharted 3 and Batman are the only games that I went in excited about and then left feeling good about still. Yay.
The newest Elder Scrolls game Skyrim looks amazing, but to be honest I always buy that series and play it for a day and think “Whoa… to much, to big, to intense, to slow, to lost. Whew.” And let out a long sigh and put the game down forever. I’m sure this one will be the same.
The surprise game is Space Marine. Based on the Warhammer 40k world, it’s a mix of shooter and melee combat that looks intense and feels powerful and for whatever reason got my blood boiling. I watched a play demo, looked at Rob and said “Hell yeah.” We’ll see if that sticks when I get around to reading some early reviews.
Final Fantasy 13-2, Tomb Raider, and Gears of War 3 are all interesting looking but I don’t care one way or the other. Dead Island had an amazing trailer but the game itself looks awful. Saint’s Row is not my game so I’ll just say “meh.”
Sorry if this is a bit of a downer, but I really didn’t find much to appreciate this year. In fact, I’m pretty certain this will be the last year I even take time from work to watch E3. From now on I’ll just watch online so I can skip all the junk I can’t stand. No Kinect, no WiiWuu, no Vista. So, basically, a week of video games news will become a half hour trailer. Yay!
Final score for E3? D minus. Woot.
Well, E3 is on us now. Big press conferences from Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and of course Sony. The future of video games outlined in roughly eight hours of trailers, interviews, and conference chatter. For most gamers this is the biggest week of the year. I, myself, take vacation time from work just to watch this stuff live. So, after the first day, I’m excited to announce that it’s all completely a waste of time.
That might sound harsh, but I’m just relating to you what I saw today after watching all that trite filibustering. Video games (as we currently know them) are dead. Well, more accurately, they’re on a life support system because no one (else) is willing to admit they’re dead.
Now, before I get to far ahead of myself – let’s recap the day for you.
XBox 360: The highlight of the show was a little kid saying “fiiiiiiiist buuuuump” after demoing a Kinect game. In fact, the entire show was about Kinect. Guess what? Every single game you think you’d want to play is now designed for Kinect. There’s now Kinect Recon, Forza Kinect 4, Mass Kinect 3, and every EA sports game in Kinect 12 version. There will also be some new games, Disneyland Kinect, Minecraft Kinect, and Rome of War Kinect. Oh! And Kinect is glad to destroy solid, beloved franchises too! Namely Star Wars Kinect and Fable Kinect. Trust me, they both look indescribably horrid. The best part is that every single Kinect game is essentially Sonic the Hedgehog or Super Monkey Ball except YOU run around the room flailing your arms and crying like a four year old with a dirty diaper on a sugar rush. It’s not really gaming. It’s acting stupid while trying to collect coins or mouse ears or not crash your car – all while the game takes pictures of you in all your stupid looking glory and then automatically loads them to Facebook for you, where your friend’s Sims can mock you.
Oh, that brings us to the EA press conference.
Their big announcements were the Sims on Facebook (complete with a disturbing trailer) and a very long demo of Call of Duty: Tank Field 3. Of course they also had a thirty minute showing of FIFA and their very new “foobowl club” system. Yes, the guy said it like that. “Foobowl Club” about fifteen times. I guess since the NFL is on lockout and probably won’t play this year they had to settle for soccer. They also took a little time to completely destroy their Need for Speed franchise – but don’t worry, there’s about sixty other, better racing games out there.
And, no, Driver isn’t one of those. In fact, Driver is one of the worst driving games of all – which is no surprise since it comes from Ubisoft where they solidly believe in killing every good game they ever make with one hundred and twenty sequels within a three year time span. Their newest dead series is Assassin’s Creed. Any time you have to add a gatling-gun flamethrower to your stealth game you should know you’re headed in the wrong direction.
Speaking of the wrong direction: good job Sony!! What in the world will it take to make you guys realize your handheld system isn’t going to sell? It’s not enough that the PSP fails, and the PSP Go fails, but now you need to waste time and effort on a third installment that is just barely an upgrade? Ooooh, it has a creepy touchpad and two thumbsticks. Neato! Talk about stubborn. Well, at least you didn’t do something stupid like give exclusive 3G internet rights to AT&T. Oh… wait, you DID do that? Brilliant. No, really, I can’t tell you how proud I was of the audience for booing you when you announced that, you morons.
Why am I so certain that the Playstation Vista or whatever will fail? Because it’s not a phone. Yes, a PHONE. Or a Tablet, though I’m not sure that’ll be able to kill a phone either. Bottom line: people already spend hundreds a month on a handheld computer they can’t live without. A computer that has a phone, texting, the internet, and dozens and dozens of addictive games that only cost like a buck each. Why does anyone need your stupid ModRacers port when they can play Angry Birds all day? Answer: they don’t. Your PSV is going to fail just like it’s older brothers did. Face it, Sony, you blew it.
(PS- the reason the DS works is two fold: unique games only on DS for a reasonable price and because typical DS players are kids. Sony is trying to capture teens and adults who are already attached to their phones. Fail.)
So, in summary, after day one we found out that Microsoft just wants you to bounce around your room and not actually play any games. Sony has no clue where video games are headed and thus have no intention to make any video games – but they are happy to repackage old games in HD and 3D for you who like to burn money. Ubisoft is strangling their games into a slow, steady death and EA has decided that their best games (basically anything made by Bioware) should never be released to see the sunlight.
Well, that’s not fair. It is true that yet another E3 has gone by without any news on my beloved Star Wars: The Old Republic, but I’m no longer surprised as I’ve now retired this game into the category of games like Beyond Good And Evil 2 and The Last Guardian. You know, games that will never actually exist. Ever. Because their creators know those games are too good for our feeble souls to appreciate.
Still, there are lots of games that will be coming out soon enough. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Call of Duty: Tank Field 3, Call of Duty: Space Effect 3, Call of Duty: Future Wasteland 3, Call of Duty: Gears of Warfare 3, Call of Duty: Ghost Squad, Call of Duty: EVE Online Shooter, and the most anticipated Call of Duty: Master Chief.
Oh, and also a Catwoman game.
So, there you have it. The end of video games. Unless you like Kinect or Call of Duty or the third game of a series. Then it’s a great year or two for you. Meh. Maybe there will be good news tomorrow with Nintendo? I’m not really holding out hope. Just saying.
