Today I’ll flip the coin and list off the movies I hate. Detest. Loathe. Will never, EEEEEVER go see. To give you an idea of how this scale works, number 8 is a movie I’d not pay money to see but might watch on Television if there was nothing else to do and I had two broken bones. The torture gets worse and worse until you get to the top two. Those two movies are so awful, that if I were dating someone like Mila Kunis and she said “Hey, let’s go see [insert either of those movies]” I would immediately dump her and move to Siberia. That’s how much I hate these movies.